Dream diary #2

If you've read any of the dreams I had posted on IMDb a while back, you'll understand that this is pretty much business as usual. :P

NOTE: Most of this is paraphrased but it's as close as I remember.

It started off pretty much where the last dream I posted, left off (which is weird because I had that dream like a year ago O_o )

Sitting out in the same field, Chavez, O'Neill and the rest of us had set up a camp, trying to recover from our recent adventures. I should also note that our team gained a few members; Fenster from The Usual Suspects (who didn't actually do much. I only recall him speaking once), and what I think was Henry from Sanctuary but can't really remember.

Henry: So what now?
Chavez: Now... *sigh* I don't know.
Me: (henceforth known as Zed) Stopping one bomb isn't going to stop the entire plan.
O'Neill: We've been thinking about that.
Chavez: Did you happen to see any maps or anything on their computers?
Zed: Uh-uh. Mostly videos depicting what will happens once it goes. It wasn't pretty.

There was a bit more conversation that I don't remember, at the end of which we decided to head out to our next lead. It was a large front company based in Raccoon City (I always end up there somehow...)

When we walked into town (I have no idea why we walked instead of driving or flying) it was deserted. "Whoa." I said to myself, "Déjà vu."
Helen: What?
Zed: I... feel like I've done this before. But, I've never been here... I don't think.
Chavez looked quite concerned at this point but said nothing.
O'Neill: *points to a large glass building a few blocks ahead of us* That's where we're headed.

We made our way up the street and into the lobby of the building, also deserted. O'Neill led us through the building and into a laboratory in the back. In front of us was a large metal device covered with pulsing lights.
Fenster: Dat it?
Chavez: *opening a pack of tools* Yeah, I think it is. *He lifts a cover on the bomb*
O'Neill: Shit!
Henry/Zed: What?
Chavez: It's already been deployed. We need to get out of here.

As we try to leave the same way we came in but are met by a wall of people (zombies.)
Helen: Shoot them in the head.
Zed: What?!
Chavez: They're not human. Not anymore.

To save time I'm going to skip over our escape. Long story short, we kicked ass, took names, and made it back to our camp outside town.
Helen: We aren't safe here.
Chavez: You think we don't know that?!
Zed: Hey! Don't be a bitch. She's just trying to help.
Chavez: By stating the obvious?!
Zed: What the hell is your problem? *walks away from him*
Chavez: Shit. I'm sorry. I don't... I'm sorry. *pinches the bridge of his nose* Ever since we got here, I just feel... You know what, it doesn't matter. I'm sorry.

Then my brain made a time warp.
It was the middle of the night, I woke up to coughing and retching outside my tent. It was Chavez, he was dying.
Zed: How? Why?
O'Neill: *trying to pull me away* It must have been the bomb; some of the poison still in it. *turns me and makes me face him* There's nothing we can do.
Chavez: Just leave. You know what's going to happen.
Zed: I can't.
Chavez: I won't let you die too. You have to finish this.
My legs gave way, I was on the ground watching the man I loved die. (Usually in my dreams, my real-life hubby doesn't exist. No idea why...) O'Neill and Henry carried me away. "It's for the best." one of them said. I knew they were right but it didn't help. (Another thing I should mention is that, when I do remember my dreams [which isn't very often], they're extremely vivid. I remember practically everything, especially the emotions dream!Me goes through, I think that's why I feel so crappy most of the time.)

We camped out in an abandoned building in town.
O'Neill: We need some supplies or we're not going to make it.
No replies.
O'Neill: I know this hurts, it's a terrible loss, but... We still have a job to do. If the Akthemarions (The bad guys we were up against in the first dream) get the bombs first, there's going to be a lot more losses. Billions.
Helen: We know that. But you have to give us time to grieve.
O'Neill: While you grieve they're getting closer and closer to wiping out humanity.
At this point I got up to leave.
Helen: Hey. Where are you going?
Zed: To find some supplies.
O'Neill: You can't go alone.
Zed: I need to. OK? I'll be careful. Don't worry.
And left without another word.

Next thing I remember I was in a blown out grocery store looking for bottled water and canned goods. A figure stepped out from behind one of the shelves. I raised my gun. "Don't shoot!" A voice I thought I recognized called out. The figured stepped into the light. It was Leon (but dream!me did know that, I only know that it was the mysterious man that had helped back in the Penam Base.)

Zed: Who are you?!
Leon: You really don't know?
Zed: ... No.
Leon: *changing the subject* Where are your friends? You shouldn't be here alone.
Zed: I... Needed to get away. We lost a friend today.
Leon: Yeah. I uh, passed through your camp. I'm sorry.
Zed: You're sorry? For what? Who the hell are you anyway?!
Leon: *lets out a long sigh* Can I just say an old friend and leave it at that?
Zed: I don't think so. *aims gun at Leon* I want to know who you are and why you keep showing up.
Leon: Goddamn it. Can it wait? There are loads of walkers surrounding this place. (I love that the Walking Dead's apparent hatred of the word "zombies" leaked into my subconscious.)
Zed: Fine. But I want answers.
Leon: And you'll get them, I promise.
Something inside me made me believe this promise. Every part of me trusted him

Once we were in a secure building Leon turned to face me. "You want answers?" I nodded. "Are you sure. I highly doubt you'll like what you find." I said nothing so he took it as a sign he should continue. "Up until about 5 years ago, you and I both worked for the Umbrella Corporation. We were parters. It was our job to make sure Umbrella's failed experiments were... taken care of."

"No. I had never seen you before last week."

"Think about it. Why are you so relaxed around a guy you just met? Your body is familiar with mine even tho your mind isn't. We were more that parters, Charlie... You were my everything." I could see tears filling in his eyes. "Until they took you away from me. There was an accident in one of the labs, a young girl was infected by... God knows what, and you couldn't do it. You couldn't kill her so they terminated your employment. Your mind was wiped and filled with false memories. You were shipped off to work for another company, the Peeps."

"But... I... What about my team?"

"Same story, I suspect. That's what Umbrella does."

"And Chavez? He started the team, I've seen the pictures."

"That's a story I'd like to hear for myself. But it is possible he was in charge of the whole thing. Including buying the rest of you."

"No! Don't talk about him like that!"

"I'm sorry. Really."

"I have to go. The rest of my team is waiting..."

"Wait! I have something to show you. To prove I'm telling the truth."

He led me to a bunker of some sort, quarters for whoever had worked there. "In here." He led me into a darked room. I could see pictures on the wall. I looked at them carefully. They were of me. And him. One was a wedding portrait. It was at that point that all of it came flooding back. (And by "it" I mean all the other dreams I'd had about him.

I collapsed to the floor. "Leon?"

"Yes." At wasn't until that moment I realized I knew his name but he'd never told me.

"Oh... My god. How could I forget you?"

He chuckled. "Machine over mind." He hugged me for a while.

"The bombs!"

"What?"

"I remember where the bombs are! We have to go!" We ran back to the rest of my team.

The were alarmed by the interloper but listened to the story. When he was done O'Neill turned to me. "You really believe all of this?"
Zed: I do. Jack, I saw the pictures... I remember now.
O'Neill: OK. If you believe him then I do to.
Zed: Jack... That's not all I remember. I know where the rest of the bombs are. I saw the plans 6 years ago.
O'Neill: *nods* Let's go.


It was at this point I was rudely awakened by my cat jumping on my face. :\ I really wish I'd gotten to see what happened next. Here's hoping my subconscious decides to finish the storyline tonight!

Island Adventure: A New Hope

Rock - Posted 9:15

*pop*pop*
Rock: We're baaaaa-*hacking cough*
Zeddy: The hell?! This place is covered in dust and cobwebs!
Rock: I think I just saw Shelob O_o
Zeddy: Where are the Men? They were supposed to keep this place tidy, they are SO going to bed without supper.
Rock: I think our first mistake was expecting men to clean.
Zeddy: We give them sex, the least they could do is pick up a frickin' dust rag.
Rock: Maybe they were decorating for Halloween and just forgot to- AHH! BAT!
Zeddy: *snaps fingers* *begins waving baseball bat around menacingly*
Rock: No, actual flying mammal bat!
Zeddy: I know, why do you think I'm armed? Come on ya furry bastard, Auntie Zeddy's got a present for you!
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Zeddy - Posted 9:23

Bat: SQUEAK SQUEAK! SQUEAKERY!
Rock: Holy shit! ZEDDY STOP!
Zed: What? Why? It's a friggen bat!!!
Rock: IT'S MELVIN!
Zed: *throws bat down* OMG MELVIN! I'm so sorry!
Melvin: *squeak squeak* SQUEAK!
Zed: No I wouldn't have. And even if I had I could have brought you back.
Melvin: *angry squeak*
Zed: I'z sorry.
Rock: Melvin, if you don't mind, where are the men and why's this place so wrecked?
Melvin: Squeak squeak squeakery squee.
Rock: Dictator? I don't think--
Zed: Goddamn it Tesla!
Rock/Zed: *both sigh*
Zed: *snaps fingers*
Tesla: *appears* Well... Shit.
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Rock - posted 9:37

Tesla: I'm going to wring that rodent's neck for ratting me out.
Melvin: Squeak squeakity! *hides behind Zed*
Rock: Tessy! *goes to jump*
Zed: Whoa girl! *grabs back of Rock's shirt* Did you forget why we snapped him in?
Rock: For sex?
Zed: Ye- No! Because he created a dictatorship and ruined the Island.
Tesla: "Ruined" is a bit strong don't you think?
Rock: Shut it man-meat. Everything's coming back to me now...sorry, it's just been so long and he's so hot and...*begins to drool*
Zed: *bitchslaps Rock with CBOS* (Cinder Block of Shame)
Rock: Thanks, I needed that.
Tesla: I know what else you need *suggestive leer*
Rock: *shuts eyes* I can't see you, you don't tempt me!
Tesla: I can seduce you with my voice, admit it, you're drawn to me like a magnet.
Rock: Bad jokes and crappy pickup lines make me cranky *slaps him with CBOS* Now, where are the other men and what the fuck happened on OUR ISLAND?!
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Zed - Posted 9:45

Zed: You abandoned it...
Rock: I did no--
Zed: FOCUS!
Rock: Uh... Right. *points at Tesla* You fucked it up.
Tesla: Did I? I think I quite improved over the former hierarchy.
Zed: But... Tessy... Mm... Tesla. *gets closed to him* You know the problems with being in charge...
Tesla: I do?
Rock: *catching on* Yeah... You know us. Being in control... The power. *bites lip*
Zed: *moans* The power is... *wistful sigh*
Rock: But with you in charge...
Zed/Rock: *dissatisfied sigh*
Tesla: *gulp* But... I...Uh... You... Um...
Zed: You wouldn't want to disappoint us would you?
Rock: You want us don't you?
Tesla: I-I-I... Uh-huh.
Zed: There's one solution.
Rock: It's simple, really.
Zed: Un-fuck this place and... You'll get fucked. *innocent smile*
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Rock - posted 9:53

*Rock&Zed look on in amazement*
Rock: I must admit, I'm impressed by his work ethic.
Zed: It was sweet of him to release all the men from the prison compound he forced them to build so they could help.
Tesla: *sitting back drinking lemonade* Sometimes I even astound myself with my own beneficence.
Rock: It's true, you are a god amongst men.
Tesla: *sighs* I used to be.
Zed: Awww, are you feeling inadequate?
Tesla: Maybe a little.
Zed: *pets sympathetically* ...Good. Now get off your ass and help Will scrub the jello pit.
Tesla: But it's so sticky in there *whine*
Rock: Just imagine how much fun you'll have when we clean you off *eyebrow wiggle*
Tesla: Will! To the jello pit! Move! *runs off to clean*
Zed: *giggles evilly*
Rock: Are we actually going to have sex with him as a reward for doing all this?
Zed: ...Eventually.
Both: Mwahahahahahahahaha!
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Zeddy - Posted 10:05

Zed: While we're getting thing's all fixed up again, might as well meet your new neighbors!
Rock: Starting with: *reading from list* Robber, Grave.
*pop*
Graverobber: Um that's act--
Rock: Who will henceforth be known as Gravy.
Zed: Wait, what? really?
Rock: Yes, really. Next is... Pavi Largo.
*pop*
Pavi: Oh yes!
Zed: *snaps*
*pop*
*Pavi's stolen face is gone*
Pavi: Oh no! ):
Zed: Much better!
Rock: Up next: Verbal Kint and Fred Fenster.
*pop*pop*
Zed: Fred? Is that really your first name?
Fenster: Habasdiuscjknsdflkjtoiu,
Zed: Uh-huh. O_O
Rock: Next: Romeo, the third Saint.
*pop*
Romeo: DING DONG MOTHERFUCKERS! DING DOOONG!
Rock: *blink*blink* Followed by Ed Dalton.
*pop*
Zed: My turn! Next up Daryl Dixon and Rick Grimes!
*pop*pop*
Zed: OK, I think that's it... NOW! WHO wants to help me break in the new mattress in the hut?
Tesla: *raises hand gleefully* Meeee!!!
Rock: NO! You clean.
Zed/Tessy: *epic sad*
Zed: Fine. Fenster!
Fenster:sdlkfjcsortudflvjn
Zed: *jumps in his arms* Let's go over there and *mumbles the rest of it*
Fenster: *enthusiastically* Warite!
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Rock- posted 10:16

Rock: Um...the hell is wrong with *consults list* Fenster?
Verbal: *shrugs* That's just Fenster.
Rock: Okay then....
Daryl: What the fuck is going on?! Is that crazy dude a zombie?!
Rick: What are zombies? I thought he was a Walker.
Rock: *slaps Rick* They're Zombies Rick, just admit it and embrace the Z word.
Romeo: *pokes Daryl's cheek* Dude. Do I know you? And why are you carrying a crossbow? And have a string of squirrel bodies draped around your neck?
Daryl: *is about to throw down*
Rock: Boys, boys, boys! There will be no fighting! ...Okay there will be no fighting unless it's over who gets hut!time.
Daryl: Hut time?
Rick: Seriously, what are zombies?
Rock: *facepalm* I'm going to go show Daryl what hut!time is. Rick, this is a zombie *snaps in zombie*
Rick: *screams* Walker!
Rock: .... .... .... I'll be back when I've worked off some of this frustration.
Daryl: *attempting to beat zombie to death with squirrel!chain*
Rock: Daryl! Heel!
Daryl: Must. Kill!
Rock: Fuckberries.
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Zed - Posted 10:25

Zed: *strolling back*
Fenster: ,vcnsldfjaskjfseitulgjnxc,vmns,vmchnskfhsletiugn
Zed: Fuck'd he say?
Radek: He said that was awesome and he thinks your his favorite.
*everyone looks at Zelenka*
Zed: How?
Fenster: ckxcvkjchvkjhstoi?
Zed: You're lucky you're pretty.
Fenster: I'll flip ya!
Zed: o-O Aaaaanyway... *walks away* Hmmm... Let's see... Who goes next...
Tesla: *jumping up and down* Meeeeee.
Zed: Rocky says no.
Tesla: Aww. ):
Zed: Now... Pavi! *jumps* Hut. Now. You too Gravy!
All three: *go to hut*
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Rock- posted 10:40

Rock: Daryl, why don't you just shoot the zombie with your crossbow? Why the hell do you think we let you keep it when you were zapped in?
Daryl: Why don't you just zap it back out?
Rick: *battling zombie while still insisting he doesn't know what zombies are*
Rock: *giggles* Because I have a twisted sense of humor.
Daryl: Fair enough, squirrel? *offers*
Rock: And they say romance is dead...much like those squirrels...and the ZOMBIE!
Rick: *manly scream* *embeds ax in zombie's skull*
Rock: That was...wow *fans self* *wanders over to Rick*
Daryl: Hey! We were talking here.
Rock: *petting Rick's muscles* Pretty....
Rick: Um, I'm married.
Rock: *snaps fingers*
Rick: Wow...my wife's a bitch. I think I need to have ridiculous amounts of revenge!sex.
Rock: Daryl, you come too.
Rick/Daryl: Wait, what?!
Rock: My Island *pause* Sorry boo, OUR Island, our rules *grins*
Daryl: Lady has a point.
Rick: It would really piss off my wife.
Rick/Daryl: We're in!
Rock: It's so cute that you two thought you had any say in this *pinches their cheeks*
Rick/Daryl: *get goosed*
All: *to the hut*
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 Zed - Posted: 10:56

Zed: That would have been much more fun if a certain someone wasn't trying to drug me and another certain someone wasn't trying to steal my face...
Gravy/Pavi: *guilty faces*
Fen: Nawyugongostealladyface?
Zed: Hey! I understood that!
Fen: Justtakesomge'inuseto.
Zed: THAT TOO! Breakthrough!
Verbal: Is it really that impressive? I mean Stephen Baldwin can do it for Christ's sake...
Zed: That's a good point... But... DILLIGAF?
Sparrow: *jumps out from behind a rock* AYE! *takes a swig of rum*
Zed: ... How long were you back there?
Sparrow: *hold up 10 gallon bottle of rum, nearly empty* This was full when I hid...
Zed: So about 5 minutes?
Sparrow: That's about it.
Fen: Whothepisshellfucktryntatakedalady?
Zed: Don't worry about him taking me. He has perpetual whiskey dick.
Sparrow: Dilly-gaff? *stomps off*
Zed: I missed him... ANYWAY! Who's up? VERBAL!
Verbal: O_O
Zed: My kinky side wants you for two reasons... One of which I can't mention.
Verbal: ...
Zed: Just... Hut. Now.
Both: *leave*
Fen: Hellnawthatsumbitch!
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Rock- posted 11:12

Rock: *punches Fen*
Fen: Wthellthtfr?
Rock: You make my brain hurt *pouts*
Sparrow: When did you get back from the hut?
Rock: Just now...I'm very sneaky.
Daryl: It's true.
Rick: She stalked us and then leapt upon us like a ravenous beast.
Daryl: It was hella sexy.
Rick: *nods*
Sparrow: You boys look like you could use a drink.
Rick: Thanks *reaches for bottle*
Sparrow: Oi! I said you looked like you could use a drink, not that you could have mine!
Rock: I love it when you get possessive about your alcohol. *yoinks bottle and finishes off*
Sparrow: *opens mouth to yell* *remembers who he's talking to* Can I get you a refill, love?
Rock: Not right now, I'm in the mood for something else. *jumps Will* Have you properly adjusted to life on the Island yet?
Will: I most certainly have :D
Rock: Oh...*jumps off* You're much less interesting now.
Will: *looks like kicked puppy*
Rock: Lupo! I've missed you on L&O *leaps into his arms* Take me to the hut and ravish me.
Lupo: Can do!
Will: *calling after them* I have mommy issues! That's interesting!
Rock: No it isn't :P
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Zed - Posted 11:21

Zed: OI! You hurt my pretty!
*pause*
Zed: It is fun to play nurse but it doesn't mean you get to beat my men willy-nilly!
*pause*
Zed: Don't you goddamn DILLIGAF me! I will drag your happy ass out here!
*pause*
Zed: You're lucky I don't want to see that!
Fen: Bitchgunpunchme'inidentdonuthin.
Zed: I know she's so mean, right? I'll make it up to you now. For the next few hours at least. ;) *jumps Fen*
Fen: *carries Zed off excitedly*
Tesla: OH COME ON?! HE GETS TO GO TWICE AND I HAD TO CLEAN THE JELLO PIT THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
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Rock- posted 11:33

Rock: *pats Tesla's head condescendingly* There, there.
Tesla: You mean you'll take me to the hut?
Rock: ...No. Consider this your punishment for trying to take over the Island.
Tesla: I don't "try", I actually did take over the Island!
Rock: Yeah, that'll help your case. *walks away*
Tesla: *hangs head* Why did I open my big mouth?
Will: Because for a brilliant guy you're kinda stupid?
Tesla: I can kill you with my brain.
Rock: *giggles*
Tesla: I amused you, does that mean-
Rock: Still no. Druitt! Hut. Now!
Druitt: Gladly, darling. *teleports Rock to hut*
Tesla: Seriously?! That's just adding insult to injury. *sigh* At least she didn't take Wil-
Druitt: *appears* Excuse me gentlemen *grabs Will* Your presence is...requested. Demanded. *both vanish*
Tesla: I hate my life...

I Think I'm Psychic

Like sort of Sam Winchester psychic...and no, I'm really not joking.

Ok, excluding ghost sightings and being able to predict what movie/song is going to come on TV/radio or what characters in said movie are going to say even though I've never seen it before, I hand to god have had what you can call prophetic dreams. Plus, bad vibes and major heart stopping instances of deja vu.

Don't believe me? I understand, but I'm going to tell you about a dream I once had when I was sixteen.

Randomly, in the middle of the night I woke up and wandered down stairs. Once there, through the dim light I could see my dad on the couch. He looked sick, like really sick and in a major amount of pain. I went over to him and asked what I could to and he told me just to talk to him...my mom was taking care of it.

So, for probably an hour or so in 'dream time' I sat and talked to him, only pausing when my mother randomly came home, in her grip a large bag and with the way she walked it must've been heavy. Then she disappeared into the basement and I for some reason ignored this. A few more minutes passed until she came back into the room with my dad and I. For about ten minutes she was yelling at me that we had to leave. I refused until my dad told me he'd be fine.

My mom and I left the house and as we made our way to the car...our house blew up!

When I woke up, I looked out my window to see an ambulance...my dad had a heart attack. It was a small one and he's fine and everything, but seriously that's really frakin' creepy!

To be honest, I'm not sure what scares me more...what I woke up to or the fact that my mother might know how to handle explosives :\....

So...here's hoping that Yellow Eyes didn't secretly pump me full of demon blood as a baby :D !!!

New Island adventure tonight!

Tonight Rocky and I will be hosting an Island party starting at around 9. Rocky will start in a new post and as the night goes on we'll be adding in stuff through edits.

It may be a little rough, it's been quite a while since we've done this. :\

So be sure to tune in! ;)

The List

The ever growing, always crazy, List. Enjoy!

(Note: Some links might not work, it's been a while since we tried out all of them. Some characters might not even have pictures; We're currently working on updating the list, bear with us, please.)




Men:

10^th Kingdom

Wolf

Actors/Real People

Andy Serkis
Craig Ferguson

Dierks Bentley

Edward Norton
Eric Stuart

Jason Michael Carroll

Kenny Chesney

Not!Bender (AKA John DiMaggio)

Seth MacFarlane

Toby Keith

Val Valentino

Alice

Hatter

Boondock Saints

Conner McManus

Murphy McManus

Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

Romeo

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Angel

Daniel “Oz” Ozborn

Rupert “Ripper” Giles

Spike

Xander Harris

Burn Notice

Michael Weston

Sam Axe

Castle

Rick Castle

CSI: NY

Adam Ross

Danny Messer

Don Flack

Daybreakers

Ed Dalton

Dark Angel

Alec McDowell

Dead Like Me

Mason

Die Hard

Hans Gruber

John McClane

Doctor Who

The Doctor (9^th edition)

The Doctor (10^th edition)

Eureka

Douglas Fargo

Henry Deacon

Jack Carter

Jim Taggart

Nathan Stark

Zane Donovan

Firefly

Hoban “Wash” Washburne

Jayne Cobb (and Vera)

Malcolm Reynolds

Simon Tam

Fringe

Peter Bishop
Game Of Thrones
Is everyone an acceptable answer? Everyone except Joffrey.

House

Greg House

Jeremiah

Markus Alexander
King Kong
Captain Englehorn
Jack Driscoll
Kingdom Hospital

Dr. Hook

Law and Order

Cyrus Lupo

Ed Green

Legion

Michael

Life on Mars

DCI Gene Hunt

DI Sam Tyler

Lord of the Rings, The

Aragorn

Eomer

Faramir

Lost

James “Sawyer” Ford

MacGyver

MacGyver

Mulan

Shang

Mummy, The

Ardeth Bay

Mystery Science Theater 3000

Mike

Joel

Kevin

Trace

NCIS

Donald “Ducky” Mallard

Jimmy Palmer

Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Tony DiNozzo

Timothy McGee

Night at the Museum

Ahkmenrah

Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack Sparrow

Primeval

Danny Quinn

Steven Hart

Princess Bride, The

Inigo Montoya

Westley

Princess Diaries 2, The

Andrew Jacoby

Nicholas Deveraux

Psych

Burton Guster

Carlton Lassiter

Shawn Spenser

Pushing Daisies

Ned

Rent

Mark Cohen

Roger Davis

Tom Collins

Repo! The Genetic Opera

Graverobber

Pavi (Sans Stolen Face)

Resident Evil

Leon Kennedy
The River
Captain Kurt Brynildson

Sanctuary

Henry Foss

John Druitt

Nikola Tesla

Dr. Will “Huggy-Bear” Zimmerman

Saw

Adam

Det. Hoffman

Scrubs

Janitor

Dr. Perry Cox

Shaun of the Dead

Shaun
Sons Of Anarchy
Kozik
Jean Carlos 'Juice' Ortiz 
Filip 'Chibs' Telford
Jackson 'Jax' Teller
Alex 'Tig' Trager
Harry 'Opie' Winston

Star Trek: Alternate Universe

James T. Kirk

Leonard “Bones” McCoy

Spock

Sulu

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Data

Jean Luc Picard

William Riker

Worf, son of Mogue

Stargate: Atlantis

Lieutenant Aiden Ford

Doctor Carson Beckett

Evan Lorne

Halling

John Sheppard

Radek Zelenka

Rodney McKay

Ronon Dex

Todd the Wraith

Stargate: SG-1

Ba’al

Cameron Mitchell

Daniel Jackson

Jack O’Neill

Jonas Quinn

Major Paul Davis

Teal’c

Stargate: Universe

David Telford, Colonel

Everett Young, Colonel

Mathew Scott, Lieutenant

Nicholas Rush, Doctor

Supernatural

Bobby Singer

Castiel

Dean Winchester

John Winchester

Sam Winchester

Titus

Christopher Titus

Dave

Tomb Raider

Bryce

Torchwood

Captain Jack Harckness

Owen Harper

True Blood

Eric Northman

Sam Merlotte

Usual Suspects

Fenster

Verbal

Walking Dead

Daryl Dixon

Rick Grimes

X-Men

Kurt Wagner aka Nightcrawler

Logan aka Wolverine

Warren aka Angel

Young Guns

‘Jose’ Chavez y Chavez

Adorable Creatures:

Craig Ferguson

Wavy the Crocodile

Doctor Who

Bannakaffalatta

Futurama

Bender

Nibbler

I Can Has Cheezburger

Cat!Door!Faun

Laser Disc

LaserDisc Turtle (LD)

LPW Quest

Melvin the Bat

Mystery Science Theater 3000

Tom Servo

Crow

Gypsy

Rate My Everything

Pancake!Bunny

Sanctuary

Big Guy aka Bigfoot

Something Positive

Choo-Choo Bear

Stargate: Atlantis

Carson’s Pet Sheep: Hubert

Carson’s Wee Baby Turtles

Strindberg and Helium

Helium

Zeddy’s School Mascot

Pop-Tart Monster

How my brain spends its nights

This is one of my dreams from forever ago but it's a personal fave. (Italicizes are me being snarky)  Enjoy:

I have no idea how it started out but I was chosen for some mission type thing. There were two groups. My team was hired by an unknown person to discover the secrets the government were hiding, it was comprised of myself, Chavez from Young Guns, O'Neill from SG-1 and two other people I can't remember. The other team was from an enemy nation and were also trying to discover what was hidden and kill us along the way, the team included random people from my past and some wizard and Col. Telford from SGU, IDEK. (I still find it strange that my subconscious felt the need to have two versions of Lou Diamond Phillips.)

We enter a large glass building, up the elevator, out into a white hallway with a door on either side. We know right where we're going. Chavez and O'Neill keep their guns on a woman at the desk as I search through some offices before emerging with a slip of paper with a passcode written on it.

So we're going to the next location and I get a call from a voice I know can't identify:

Voice: *crying* Where are you?

Zed: Erm... Little busy, who is this? What's wrong?

Voice: They said you have to stop, they're going to kill me.

Zed: Huh?

The line disconnects.

Chavez: Who was that?

Zed: Hell if I know...

(Dream me is so cool when someone she knows may be dying...)

We creep up behind two people entering where we're headed. A large cliff face surrounded by a huge wall.

A number keypad is in front of us.

P-E-N-A-M-2-3

The door opens with a buzz.

Inside is a large stone courtyard with corridors and stairwells leading every which way. Kinda like Minas Tirith. (Every fandom of mine got thrown into the mixing pot that night.)

We start down one corridor when the door opens again, the other team enters. Chavez throws a knife and takes out one of the guys, a gunfight ensues before our team heads up the stairs again.

"It's around here somewhere, I know it!" I say as we enter another courtyard.

"There!" O'Neill points to an opening in the stone face of the mountain.

One of the my team members I can't remember enters with me. (I know she was female but that's about it, might have been Sam or Helen) We're attacked and knocked unconscious. We wake up with out hands and feet locked in old-fashioned stock thingies.

"Oh, God, ow... I'm bleeding," my teammate says.

I crawl over to where she is (crawl isn't the right word but you know what I mean.) "We're locked in tight but I think I might be able to stand."

"You can't." says a voice from nowhere.

"Well that was creepy." I say. "Who's there?"

Leon (from Resident Evil) steps out from the shadows, for some reason dream me doesn't recognize him.

(My dreams for about a month leading up to this had all starred Leon and I and in most of them we were together.)

I stand up but the stocks hurt my feet so I have to lean against a wall. "Who are you?"

Leon: You don't remember.

Me: Remember? I've never seen you before in my life.

Leon: *a look of pain, anger and sadness all at once flushed across his face*

Me: That wasn't the right thing to say... Crap.

Leon rushes over, kisses me (and feels me up, hand totally on boob and grabage) "I love you." He whispers, releasing me, the stocks fell with a clank. Clearing his throat he said "You have to get away from here. At 11:53 tonight, if you're anywhere near this place you'll be killed. Go. Your friends will be safe but you won't."

I run outside, slamming into Chavez and nearly knocking him over. We kissed then the other team caught up with us. Sensing something was up Chavez told me to go so I did, leaving him to fight off the others. I jet down a flight of stairs, almost get killed by several members of the other team who had fallen behind.

I squeezed out through a grate and ran down the block. I stopped to catch my breath only to find myself in the middle of a busy city."The hell..?" I thought. I turned around and ran back, retracing my steps but the city/fort/thing where I just was had vanished.

I ran back into the city, it was downtown Columbus about 20 mins from where I grew up. I collapsed in tears on the corner. I had left my team and the man I loved behind, I was safe but what had happened to them? More importantly, what the hell was I thinking?!

Taking a few deep breaths I listened to the sounds around me. Cars, birds and a bike messenger... But then I heard two voices talking. One mentioned the "Penam Project." So I followed them to a government building I had been in the day before. I enter lowering my cap as not to be recognized. I get in the elevator, there's only buttons for 30 floors even though the building has upwards of sixty. Lift the "emergency phone" cover, punch in 45 and the elevator jars upwards. Several people get on and off until I'm left with two people. I glance up. One of them was Rocky (It was also my mom at the same time which is like sooo bizarre).

"Rocky!" I hug her after the other person gets off. "What are you doing here?"

"I came to find you."

"But... How'd you kno--"

"Chavez told me. He's quite talkative when you get some whiskey in him."

We get off on level 45, walk down the same hallway as the day before but it's different. Pictures on the walls, bed in the offices. It looked just like a hospital.

I sit down at one of the desks and begin typing commands into the computer. Videos and images fill the screen.

I click one video to play. "This is Pete Townshend reporting live from outside Nationwide Arena where just hours ago thousands of people had gathered for the biggest event of the year, 'Monster Movie Fest: Best of The Rest.'" (That's not even a thing...)

Pausing the video I say "That's not till next week..." I allow the video to continue playing.

"During the final movie tonight a toxic cloud spread through the crowd killing every living creature here before spreading over the region." The clip ended.

"What is this?" I play another. It's a supposedly live clip of people running down High Street gasping and choking. I look out the window, everything's normal.

I play another video. It's in the very hallway we were in people bleeding from every orifice, coughing, choking dying on the floor in front of where I sat. I looked at other images and videos on the computer; newsflash about a pandemic spreading, a death count, videos instructing people to flee.

"It's not real. The government is trying to scare everyone and-and..."

"You really should have left it alone like I told you to." Rock said, it was the voice from earlier too.

"You're one of them. Of course, you wanted me to come back because we were close..."

"Yeah, you're not very quick on the uptake."

"Why are they faking this?!"

"Oh honey, they're not. Next week this is all gonna happen."

"They created it?"

"Yep. All these people running around, ruining the planet and for what?! 80 or so years or miserableness? Not anymore. We're going to make life count. Only those who truly value it shall receive life. All others shall perish. Starting with you." Rocky raises a gun aimed at me.

I lower my head, prepared to die. There's a gunshot. When I look up, Chavez and O'Neill enter, killing Rock. (Still sorry about that one, boo.) The alarms blare and we get out as fast as we can.

Next thing I remember we're in a dark field."How'd you get out?" I asked.

"The blond headed wide-eye that let you go helped us."

"It won't matter. Next week the government's going to kill anyone they don't think values life."

"No they're not. He let us through, the poison has been destroyed. Here, drink this." He hands me a bottle of water.

I drink it while pondering what's happened. "Who was he? He said he knew me but..."

"Must have been in another life."

Then I woke up.

The Island - Part 2

 Before you read this there are a few things you should know:

Lupo is Detective Lupo from the last few seasons of Law & Order.

And this is his awesome hat that makes him look adorable:

 Also, I was either pregnant at this point or I had just miscarried and I was all drugged up. Rocky has no such excuse...

*pop* *pop*
Zed: *British accent* 'Ello boys!
Rock: Don't do that.
Zed: Kay.
Men: *confused*
Zed: [biggrin]You're all so adorable when you're confused!
Rock:[yes]
Fargo: Even me?
Zed&Rock: *share a look*
Zed: Even you--
Fargo: *starts to speak*
Rock: BUT! Don't push it.
Zed: Okay men, we have some new additions to the Island!
Men: *pout*
Zed: First off, John Druitt. *snap*
*pop*
Rock: Up next is Will Zimmerman! *snap*
*pop*
Zed: Anyone else? *doesn't wait for an answer* Druitt! Hut. Now.
John: Are you always this way?
Zed: [yes]*jumps him* Now go!

Sparrow: I new a "Will" once...very stupid.
Will: I'm a forensic psychologist and have degrees in-
Sparrow: Shhhh! Dilly-gaff mate.
Will: Excuse me?
Sparrow: It's what the crazy one's always saying when she's bored.
Rock: Me?
Sparrow: No, t'other one. Wait, there really are two of you right? I'm not seeing double?
Rock: Don't make me confiscate the rum.
Will: What's "Dilly-gaff"?
Sparrow: Not the rum!
Rock: *ignores pleading Jack* I think he means D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F, which stands for-
Will: Oh! I know what that stands for.
Rock: Did he just interrupt me?
Sparrow: Blood hell now you've done it.
Rock: He interrupted me...I was ignoring someone far scruffier and with an accent for the fresh meat and he interrupted me.
Sparrow: Jacks! Assemble!
*O'Neill, Carter and Harkness arrive*
O'Neill: Oh crap. We've got a red light situation, Jacks disrobe!
*Jack4 remove shirts*
Rock: *is distracted*
Carter: No one make any sudden moves, if we can get her to the hut we should be able to avoid bloodshed.
Rock: But I like a little....
Will: *scared*
Harkness: So do we love, so do we.
Sparrow: I told ya Wills were stupid...no one ever listens.
*orgy moves to hut*

Zed: *giggle* *sneaks up behind Will and grabs his ass*
Will: Ahhh!!! *jumps*
Zed: *collapses in a fit of giggles* I'm..[laugh] sorry! I couldn't-- Bwahahahaha!-- help myself. *giggle* *regains composure* *deep breath* Ok... I'm ok. *walks off*
Will: That one scares me.
Druitt: *scared!nod* She's quite... odd.
Will: That coming from time traveling, space warping Jack the Ripper... My life is weird.
Zed: I know who we forgot!!! *snaps fingers*
Mason: *pop* What the bloody hell was that?!... Where're my clothes?
Zed: *innocent face* Um... In that hut. *points* I'll take you to get them and something else.[wink] *jumps in his arms*
Mason: What?
Zed: Nothing love let's just go...
Mason: *carries Zed to hut*

Rock: Well the good news is she can't kill him since he's already dead...the bad news is she knows this and will have no restraint with him.
Will: What does that mean?
Rock: *hands earplugs* It's gonna be a long night.
Will: *quakes in terror*
Sheppard: *whisper* Are you done hazing the new guy yet?
Rock: *snicker* Not even close.[biggrin]
Sheppard: Have I told you lately how much your evil side turns me on?
Rock: Why don't you show me? *is carried to hut*

Zed: *is layed on the sand* Ah Mason... Mason, Mason, Mason.... Your wank really is the key...
Mason: *blush* Would ya mind tellin' that to Daisy?
Zed: No! You belong to me now!
Mason: Like a hooker?
Zed: No. I own you forever, not just an hour.
Mason: *whispers to O'Neill* She's mean.
Zed: DILLIGAF?
Sparrow: See?! Dilly-gaff.
Zed: *hangs head* You're lucky you're sexy.
...
Zed: You've yet to be de-flowered... *jumps Will* Is it bad that I find that hot? wait-- Don't analyze me.
Will: OK...
Zed: Hut! *is carried off*
Rock: Where's the new guy?
*pause*
Rock: But I was playing with him!
*pause*
Rock: Oh yeah?!
*pause*
Rock: I was not wasting time, the more scared he got the better the sex was gonna be!
*pause*
Rock: I suppose you're right, there is nothing quite so traumatizing as spending time with you in the hut.
*pause*
Rock: Come on, you left yourself open for that one!
*pause*
Rock: *sigh* Alright, I'm sorry.
Druitt: And they call me crazy....
Henry: *shrug* You get used to it.
Druitt: You're the scruffy one, why are you not quaking in terror?
Henry: The girls like me, think I'm cute [yes]
Druitt: Do you expect them to stop me?
Henry: I really hope so....
Rock: Hey! John boy! He's our pet and only we get to play with him.
Henry: *hides behind Rock*
Rock: Actually, the two of you might be fun together....
Druitt: If you expect me to share you with that-
Rock: Silence! *snaps fingers* The only time I want to hear sound coming out of your mouth is when I make you scream, you got that?
Druitt: *nods head*
Rock: Good. Hut. Now!
Henry: *follows Rock and Druitt to hut* That was so sexy...I'm in trouble.

Zed: Heeeyyyy I wanted to try them out!
*pause*
Zed: You were being slow!!!
*pause*
Zed: *mumble*grumble* DILLIGAF?!
Sparrow: *opens mouth to speak*
Zed: DON'T!
Sparrow:[sad]
Will: O_O Terrified now...
Lorne: You get used to it... Kinda.
Will: Kavanaugh?!
Lorne: No! And don't confuse me with that prick again or I start to shoot. Got it?
Will: *nod*
Zed: *jumps Lorne* Have I told you you're really hot when you're being threatening?
Lorne: Yeah.... But I'd love to hear it again. *takes to hut*
Sparrow: *mutters* That was my new favorite word too.
Rock: *pets* It's okay sweetie. Say it for me.
Sparrow: *sniff* Don't want to.
Rock: Come on, it sounds all sexy when you say it.
Sparrow: Dilly-gaff!
Rock: *giggle* [kiss]
Will: That one's nice, she seems nice....But still scary.
Dean: That's just cause the other one's knocked up and hormonal.
Will: O_O But...the things she did....
Dean: Not here ya idjit. In the "other world".
Will: I see *doesn't see*
Bobby: Boy did you just use my word?!
O'Neill: See! Nobody likes it when you steal their catch phrases!
Bobby: Shut it ya idjit.
O'Neill: Yes Bobby.
Rock: No snarky comebacks? No quips in reply? Bobby. You're magic!
Bobby: Duh.
Rock: So's Zeddy and I were to make a chart listing the relation of men to O'Neill then Bobby would be the supreme high commander of all men, while others can be equated to O'Neill none can come close to Bobby. Our entire hierarchical system is going to have to be redone.
Bobby: Dean would you?
Dean: *kisses Rock*
Rock: Thoughts...soft...pretty eyes....*system idle: waiting for reboot*
Dean: Come on sugar, let's go to the hut.
Rock!brain: *restarts*
Rock: Hut! \o/
Zed: Who wants to play?
Fargo: [wave]
Zed: Hmmm... I reached an episode where you almost died and I realized if they'd killed you I'd have been sad... So okay... *takes to hut*
Carter: Drugs?
Stark: Oh yeah!
Carter: Should we stop her?
Sparrow: Not yet. She was mean to me.
Carter: What'd she mean she "reached an episode" and if who had killed him?
Stark: Drugs dude...
Carter: Riiight.
Mason: Are things ever less....
Carter: Weird?
Stark: Crazy?
Zane: Bat crap insane?
Mason: That one! Are things ever less bat shit insane around here?
All except the new Men: [yes]No!

Rock: You let her go to the hut with Fargo?
Carter: She seemed to know what she was doing.
Rock: You let her go to the hut with Fargo?!
Stark: She said that she would be sad if he were dead and wanted to.
Rock: You let her go to the hut with Fargo?!
Sparrow: She was mean to me.
Rock: YOU LET HER GO TO THE HUT WITH FARGO?!?!!?!?!?!!!!
Men: *cower*
Rock: If you value your vital parts you will fix this!
Zane: How?
Rock: Dilly-gaff.
Sparrow: I don't think I like that word anymore.
Zed: *is dragged back* OW!!!! Let go! Ow ow ow!!!
Zane: She bit me! I think I have rabies...
Zed: No I have babies.. Wait that's not what you said... What'd you say?
Zane: Shut up!
Zed: Make me!
Druitt: *steps up with a knife*
Zed: Please don't make me. *cowers*

Rock: Ok... Men assemble!
Men: *line up one by one*
Rock: When I call out you're name step up and take your shirt off... It's time for therapy. Alright, Zed, when they come up I want you to tell me if they're hot or not. Ok?
Zed:[yes]
Rock: Stark!
*stark removes shirt*
Zed: Hot!!
Rock: Very good! Ok.... Carter!
*Carter removes shirt*
Zed: Hot!
Rock: Very... Uhmm... Druitt! She seems to have a thing for you and your mild mannered alter-ego. You next.
*Druitt removes his shirt*
Zed: HOT!!!!!!
Rock: Settle!
Zed:[sad]
Rock: Fargo! You next everyone turn away...
*Fargo removes shirt*
Zed: Kinda hot.
Everyone: 0.0
Rock: That was disturbing.
Zed: Why?
Rock: Because you're my braintwin and if you think he's hot then I think he's hot and I'm not willing to accept that!
Fargo: It's not that inconceivable.
Men: Yes. Yes it is.
Fargo *pouts*
Rock: I only know of one cure for this level of warped perception. It requires The Ritual of the Three.
Carter: The what now of the how many?
Rock: Science and horny women did what God dared not. While he bestowed upon the world one...we made two more, and risked us all by the incredible power of so much hot existing at once. Only they can right this wrong.
Druitt: What the hell is she talking about?
Rock: Lupos.... We must send for the Lupos.

Zed: That'll kill me! And probably all of you! You can't!
Rock: It's the only way...
Zed: I was only joking![sad] I was just trying to screw with the NEWBs and hopefully you guys in the process! *sob* I don't want to be killed! Tell 'em!
Fargo: She made me stand in the closet in the hut while she did her nails on the bed.
Men: Ha-Ha![none]
Rock: We must... *covers Zed's head with a bag*
Zed: REALLY?! Cheese-tastic!
Rock: *kicks* Shut it demon!
Zed: Oh Hell to the no!

Carter: If she really was just goofing around.
Rock: Silence! It is too late. They come.
Zed: *opens mouth*
Rock: Don't!
Zed: *pout* How did you know? I've got a bag over my head.
*pause*
Zed: Oh, right.
Rock: [roll]
Zed: Don't you roll your eyes at me!
Will: Can I go home now?
Zed: *creepy voice made creepier by bag* This is your home now Will.
Rock: You belong with us.
Zed: You belong to us.
Will: *screams like little girl*
Rock&Zed: [laugh][laugh]
Zed: Whew! That was fun!
Rock: Yeah...well, time to die. *snaps fingers*
*Lupos appear*

Zed: Please?! I just proved to you that it's me!!! Come on!!
Rock: It's already begun... We must finish. Don't!
Zed: *pout* But-But What can I do to prove it? Do I have to kick Fargo in the nuts?!
Fargo: Heyy--
Zed&Rock: STFU n00b!
Lupos: *approach*
Zed: Back off!! I will cut a bitch!
Lupos: *inch closer*
Men: Maybe we should listen--
Rock: *psycho face* NO!

Rock: Anything without ovaries should leave now.
Stark: Why?
Zed: Their power, it's too great for mere mortal men.
Lupo1: We actually are mortal.
Rock: They speak! Leave. Unless you wish to be unmanned by their Hot.
Men: *scatter*
Zed: Can I take the bag off my head now?
Rock: No! First they must remove their shirts and put on the hat of sexiness, you have to receive the full effect or this won't work.
Lupo2: You want us topless but wearing a hat?
Rock: We like the hat....
Zed: *bagged head nods up and down* We really really do!
Lupos: *take off shirts*put on hats*
Lupo3: Okay we're ready.
Rock: Zeddy, are you prepared?
Zed: No.
Rock: ...Too bad. *removes bag from Zeddy's head*
Zed: They....They're beautiful!
Choir of Angels: *singing* Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Zed: I--I... They're-- *eyes swell with tears*
Lupos: *are sexy*
Rock: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Zed: It-It hurts but it hurts so good... But I'm-- *lights fade from eyes* I'm dy--*drops dead*
Rock: O_O *evil psycho laugh*

Rock: *laughing evilly* Wait...why am I still alive?
Ghost!Zed: I don't know...maybe your evil is sustaining you?
Rock: But I'm not evil...I just like act that way from time to time.
Ghost!Zed: Yeah well you "acting" got me killed!
Rock: But it cured you of your Fargo!lust.
Ghost!Zed: I wasn't lusting after him! It was a joke!
Rock: Well maybe next time you'll think twice before trying to prank me.
Lupos: Should we go?
Rock: Yes, Lupos 2 and 3 go to my hut. Lupo1 stay here and do a sexy dance to bring Zed back to life.
Ghost!Zed: Why do you get two of them?!
Rock: You're very fragile right now. Too much hot could result in a death relapse. *starts to follow Lupos*
Zed: At least leave me some singles to stuff in his boxers!
Rock: He's not wearing any! Consider it my gift to you, I know how much you hate them.

Ghost!Zed: *floats over to where the men are sitting* Lupo no worky.[sad]
Will: O_O *girly scream*
Ghost!Zed: Wussy!
Will: *screams again*
Ghost!Zed: If you don't stop that I will haunt your ass for the rest of your life...
Druitt: *waves hand trough Zed's head*
Ghost!Zed: Oh wow you have your fist in me... Aren't you special? That didn't come out right...
Halling: An ascended one! *bows*
Ghost!Zed:[misc2] Someone get him up.
Halling: *stands* *faces Druitt*
Druitt: Huh...
Both: *stare*
Ghost!Zed: Wow... You're uh... WOW!
O'Neill: *idea* You two! Hug!
Everyone: O_o
O'Neill: Just do it!
Halling/Druitt: *shrug* *hug*
Ghost!Zed: Oh my... *vanishes*
Will: *girly scream*
Alive!Zed: I said stoppit!
Will: *girly scream*
Zed: Why did we bring him here again?
*pause*
Zed: Ah... Yes...
Druitt: Umm... Something you want to tell us...?
Zed: Not that I can think of...
Rock: *storms out of hut* You think he's-- they're hotter!!!
Zed: *innocent face*
Rock: Blasphemer!!!

...

Rock: *sitting with back to Zed*
O'Neill: Why don't you just talk to her?
Rock: No.
Carter: I'm sure there's a logical explanation.
Rock: No.
Sheppard: Maybe if you used your words to let Zed know why you're so upset...
Rock: No.
Dean: You guys wanna try the other one?
Men: *nod heads*
Stark: Could you apologize?
Zed: No.
Halling: She's very upset.
Zed: No.
Henry: You wanna go to the hut?
Zed: No. Wait....
Dean: *headslaps Henry*
Henry: What?!
Dean: Remember the mission!
Henry: Right, sorry....
Xander: Look maybe they just need some time appart. What's the worst that could happen?
*clouds begin to darken the sky* *thunder shakes the land*
Bobby: Storm's a comin', you men, those chicks, are smack in the middle of it.
Xander: Sometimes I shouldn't say words.

Stark: If you would just--
Zed: No.
Stark: That wasn't a question...
Zed: No.
Stark: At least we're in agreement there.
Zed: No.
Stark: Would you st--
Zed: NO!
Halling: Don't encourage her...
Zed:[tongue]
Bobby: Alright dammit! If you idjits don't agree to get along I am gonna-- *lightning strikes beside him* Who the f_ck did that?!
Rock&Zed: *look innocent*
O'Neill: They really are pissed.
Dean: You do realize you just about killed Bobby-- The Bobby?

Rock: Oh Please! Bobby was never in any danger.
Zed: Don't you trust us?
Men: *whistle innocently and avoid eye contact*
Rock: Zeddy, I think they're saying they don't trust us.
Zed: I think you're right Rocky.
Both: *narrow eyes*
Bobby: Congrats ya idjits! You managed to make them set aside their differences.
Dean: Yeah...but now they're gonna hurt us.
Bobby: You saying that kinky stuff's not something you're interested in?
Dean: ...Did you just...Bobby...said kinky.... I need to go throw up.

Zed: Dean! You're upset by him saying "kinky"? Trust me he knows kinky... *wink*
Dean: *dry heave*
Rock: Really kinky... Really familiar with bondage.
Dean: *throws up*
Zed: This is fun!!
Rock:[yes]
Sheppard: So you two friends again?
Zed/Rock: No! Hmph! *turn backs to each other*

O'Neill: Ladies, ladies please. Why can't we all just get along?
Rock: Because she doesn't think Lupo's hot!
Zed: Because she doesn't think Halling/Druitt's hot!
Rock/Zed: Yes I do! You do?! No you don't! Would I lie? Yes! Okay fair enough....

Will: *banging head against a tree* Want. Off. This. Island!
O'Neill: Save your breath buddy... You ain't goin' anywhere unless they want you to.
Henry: Ladies, ladies... You like different things, that's okay!
Rock/Zed: Is not!
Sheppard: But you're different in other ways too...
Zed/Rock: Huh?
Shep: Sports! Zed, you despise them. Rock, you love them. You didn't get like this over that.
Rock: Those things don't count.
Zed: It's our opinion of hot that matters.

Harckness: Rock do you think Halling and Druitt are hot?
Rock: Exceedingly.
Carter: Zed do you think the Lupo's are hot?
Zed: Yes indeedy.
O'Neill: Then what's the problem?
Rock/Zed: You don't understand anything!
O'Neill: I'm very much aware of that.
Will: *still banging head against tree* Why. Wont. The. Nightmare. End?!
Sparrow: Dilly-gaff mate. Dilly-gaff.
Will: *leaps on Sparrow with insane scream* Stop saying that! It's meaningless! Nothing makes sense anymore! NOTHING! *curls up in ball and weeps*
Zed/Rock: Huh....

Zed: That was funny! Do it again!
Will: *screams at Zed*
Zed: I think I'm deaf!! *snaps fingers* That's better!
Mason: Alright I got it! You two can work out your agression in a pit of mud. Or Jell-o, I'm not picky...
Zed/Rock: *deadpan* Funny.

Will: *rocking back and forth sucking thumb*
Rock: Awww, he's reached the next stage of his transition.
Zed: They're so peaceful once they realize that no matter how loudly they scream help wont come.
Dean: I love being here...but sometimes the two of you scare the hell outta me.
Castiel: I thought that was my job, Dean! *runs off crying*
Dean: Dammit! He's been hanging with Uriel again, always makes him PMS like a bitch.
Zed/Rock: O_O

Zed: I don't even wanna know...
Rock: I do!
Everyone:[mjeyds]
Zed: Weeeird...
Rock: *tackles Zed* Take it back!
Zed: Come on! You know you're weird! GTFO bitch!

*Coolies Jumps PMS!Castiel*

Rock: See! She likes PMS!Castiel!
Zed: She likes any kind of Castiel!
Mason: Now this is what I'm talking about, two women fighting...hold that position girls I'm off to get some jello!
Rock: *stops fighting* Oh my God.... What have we become?
Zed: I know...we're fighting for the pleasure of the men instead of the joy of it.
Rock: I...I don't know where it all went wrong.
Zed: Probably with you not thinking Halling and Druitt were good enough to bring me back to life.
Rock: Oh that is it, bring it bitch!
Both: *start fighting again*
Mason: Did I miss anything?
Dean: They almost had a truce...but that didn't work so well.
Mason: I love this Island!
Will: *still rocking back and forth* We're all going to die here.

Zed: *pins Rock to the ground* Now... Say it!
Rock: No!
Zed: Say it...
Rock: No!
Zed: *hits Rock's head against the ground* Say it!!
Mason: Tell her she's your sugar mama.
Zed/Rock: *stare* *share a look* *snaps fingers*
Mason: *a zipper appears on his lips and zips shut*
Zed: That's better! Where was I?
Carter: You were trying to make her say something.
Zed: Right! Say it! *punches*
Rock: Say what?!
Zed: You know what!!!

Rock: *flips Zeddy* I'm not saying whatever it is you want me to say!
Zed: *flips back* Yes you will!
Rock: *flips again* No I wont!
Dean: This is getting us nowhere and I'm horny.
Rock/Zed: *perk up* Really?! *stare at each other* But...fight to death. *stare at men* Hot...*torn*

Zed: *flips again* Just say they're totally worth me coming back for and I'll let you go!
Rock: *flips* Say the Lupos are the only ones worth coming back for and I'll let you go.
Zed: *flips* I don't think so!
Rock: *flips* Well I so think so.
Druitt: Stop this madness! I'm supposed to be the crazy one here!
Zed: *flips* *snaps fingers and an anvil falls on Druitt* You're new here so I let you off easy. Plus, I'll make it up to you as soon as she says it. *shoves Rock*

Mason: Mmm hmmm mhmm mmhs m mmhh mmm mhhm
Everyone: [confused]
Mason: *unzips lips* I said "I love chick fights and even I'm bored".
Zed/Rock: Ohhhh...*snap fingers*
Mason: *has piano fall on head*
Zed/Rock: *back to fighting*
Will: Stop it! Stop fighting! Can't you see you're tearing this family apart! *sobs*

Zed: Didn't you want to go home a few minutes ago? You have no say in this.
Rock: Yeah! Shut it!
Zed: You shut it unless you're gonna say it.
Rock: Make me.
Zed: *eyebrow raise* Gladly.

Druitt: Why can't they just admit that they find both me, my caveman-like twin and the police detective attractive?
Spike: Well Dru, it's like this. They're women.
Druitt: And?
Spike: I can't talk to this guy, he's clueless...hey!
Dean: What?
Spike: Where're my blood and smokes? They always snap in blood and smokes for me. This place is going to rot with them goofing off!
Rock: You call this goofing off?!
Zed: We're fighting for...freedom and...justice!
Rock: We're fighting because you don't love Lupo anymore!
Zed: No we're fighting because you don't think Halling and Druitt are good enough to come back from the dead for!
Rock: Of course they're good enough to come back from the dead for but you snubbed Lupo!

Zed: I did not snub. I just found someone I love more.

Rock: How is that not snubbing?

Zed: I still love him! I'm not totally abandoning my love of him... I'm just embracing a new love... Well, it's not new but it's stronger now. Mainly because he's really hot and kick ass and Alastair...

Rock: Are you done yet?

Zed: I think so...

Rock: But what about Wednesday nights? It's Lupo!night, we sit around for an hour and drool over him.
Zed: I know we do.
Rock: If you don't love him anymore then what will happen to Lupo!night?
Zed: I still love him...I just love someone else a little more right now.
Rock: *sniff* Can we still have Lupo!night?

Zed: Of course we'll still have Lupo!Night!!
Rock: *sniffle* Good!
Zed: We cool now? Bestest buds again?

Rock: *huggle*clings* Yeppers! Bestest of best buds!
Zed: *huggle!clings back* Good. Now can we play with the men?
Rock: Yeah. We should probably do something with Will, he's gone through the process and wants to stay now but...I think we might have left him alone to much.
Zed: What do you mean?
Rock: Will, he keeps crying and screaming randomly then he'll be fine for a bit before he loses it again.
Will: Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day!
Carter: Hi Will.
Will: *screams* Stay away from me! *sobs* I love kittens! *curls up in ball*
Carter: Okay then.
Zed: O_o
Rock: o_O
Zed: Yeah, we're gonna have to do something about that.

Rock: Soon.
Zed: Wait a minute... *snaps fingers*
Will: *starightens up* What's goin' on?
Zed: I fixed you!
Will: ...Huh?
Rock: I think it's best you don't know.
Zed: Probably...
Both: *walk away*
*Will is left with a totally confused look on his face*
Zed: Guess what!
Men: *cower*
Rock: No need! We're friends again!!!
*Zed and Rock hug*
Druitt: *is bleeding from his run in with the anvil*
Zed: Sorry 'bout that... *snaps*
Druitt!Injury: *heals*
Zed: *big smile* Now let me make it up to you! *jumps* *is carried to hut*

Dean: So what was the trouble between you two anyway?
Rock: You know.... I don't even remember anymore.
O'Neill: You put us through all that hell and you don't even remember?!
Rock: Yeah. You wanna make something of it?
O'Neill: Nope.
Rock: Thought not. Now, after all that fighting about hot-
O'Neill: You said you didn't remember.
Rock: Is it really wise to interrupt me?
O'Neill: ...I'll be quiet.
Rock: *stern glare* Good. Now as I was saying, after all that fighting about hot *pointed glare at O'Neill* I'm feeling a bit frisky. Dean, Alec! Hut time!
Alec: Where was I when the chick flick was going on?
Dean: Plucking your girly eyebrows?
Alec: You do realize we look exactly alike right?
Dean: Please! I am so much prettier then you.
Rock: Boys boys please. Let's settle this with the time honored tradition of the Game. Last one to the hut forfeits one scream point.[biggrin]
All: *rush to hut*

ThE eNd

The Island Back-Story.

OK, class. Today were taking a field trip. A trip into the mind of a slightly crazy, hormone-driven, hyperactive woman. A trip... to the ZEDDY ZONE!

[Do do do do, do do do do]

Yes, the Zeddy Zone. Where attractive men, food entertainment-- Anything you could ever want-- Is available in the snap of a finger. And it all happens on The Island!

I should probably give some back story on the Island... Originally, the Island was a coping mechanism when Rocky (that's Molly to you) and I discovered that one of our favorite characters was going to die in the series finale. (Can't remember what the show was at the moment but I'm sure Molly will know.) Anyway, we were in a state of denial when I (I think it was me...) started rocking back and forth mumbling to myself about "He's not dead. He's on a distant island. He's on an island and he's all mine." (Making this up? You decide...)

Well, long story short, that was when Rocky and I created the Island. On the Island, we are Gods of sorts. We are all powerful and all knowing. The Island is our haven, we can bring anything and anyone we want, to do with what we will. At writing there are over 100 characters/actors/musicians from various shows, movies and bands on the Island. (Including but not limited to: Stargates SG-1, Atlantis and Universe, Firefly, Kingdom Hospital, the Saw movies, Supernatural and Psych)

How the Island operates: Whenever Rocky and I are bored and/or horny we *pop* into the Island. The action happens in script-like tidbits, us taking turns making craziness. Everything you witness takes place on the beach, the more perverted parts take place within our Huts. No one knows what inside the hut except that it changes constantly.

Here's an excerpt from an old adventure so you get a taste how it works:

Zed&Rock: *pop*
Fargo: *creepy smile* Hello.
Zed: The hell..? I thought I fed you to a tiger.
Fargo: He didn't like me.
Zed: Figures.
Fargo: What's that's supposed to mean?
Zed: Nothing... *walks off*
Stark: Come on he's not that bad.
Zed: You're only saying that because you're used to him. It's like Stockholm Syndrome.
Stark: Not sure what to say.
Zed: Just agree with me.
Stark: Right. *walks away shaking his head*
Zed: *proud* Tessy! *jumps* I vant to suck your... Well. Let's just say it's not your blood. [wink]

Tesla: O_O 'Kay. *takes Zed to hut*

Rock: She really likes that Tesla guy.
Stark: Yeah, a little too much.
Ronom: *nods head grimly* But not for long.
Rock: What are you two plotting?
Stark&Ronom: Nothing.
Rock: Okay, but if there's any blood after you're done, I'm not cleaning it up.
Dean: [sad]
Rock: What's the matter sweetie?
Dean: Sam left me to hang with Ruby last night.
Rock: What the fuck is that bitch doing on our Island?!
Dean: ...I meant in the episode.
Rock: *calms* Right. Sorry.
Dean: *scared now*
Rock: Poor boo, I think I know a way to make you feel better. [winkgrin]
Dean: You terrify me, yet I can't resist. In fact, I think I like it!*picks up and carries to hut*

Tesla: *stumbles back* Well that was... Different.
Zed: Yeah... I'm kind of a freak.
Stark: *sarcastic* Captain Obvious! Is that you?!
Zed: Mean. *looks at men* Ooohhh... I know! *snaps fingers*
Halling: O_O Not again. Stop kidnapping our people!
Everyone: ...
Zed: Yeah. I'm not Michael and you're the only one here.
Halling: ...So it seems.
Ronom: What the hell?! Why is he here?! I'm the hot alien guy!!!
Zed: Shut it, fatty!
Ronom: [sad]*runs into woods crying*
Zed: Anyway... Welcome to the Island... *takes Halling to the hut*
Ronom: *emerges from the woods* I am not fat I have a high metabolism.

Rock: She says "Yeah. Uh-huh. Suuurrre."

Ronom: *sniff*
Rock: But what does she know? She's drugged up!
Ronom: Really?
Rock: Of course she is, why else would she have turned the clouds into cotton candy and brought live!chocolate bunnies to the Island?
Ronom: That's not exactly abnormal for her.
Rock: Good point.... *shrug* *snaps fingers*
Ronom: Why are we on one of the cotton candy clouds?
Rock: Because I'm in the mood for kinky food sex.
Ronom: What about the calories?
Rock: Trust me. We'll work 'em off. *jumps Nom*

Halling: Definitely not a wraith...
Zed: *giggle* Duh!
Carter: What's a wraith?
Zed: Uh evil green bastards who can suck the life out of you with their hands, the hell is that?
Rodney: Seriously!
Carter: Yeah, not a wraith.
Zed: But I do love to suck[yes] *blush* I mean... Uh... I-- W-- v.v Never mind.
O'Neill: Why do we let you speak?
Zed: *hangs head in shame* I don't know... Comfort me. *snuggles up to Jack*
O'Neill:...
Zed: Hut. Now! *takes Jack to hut*
Halling: What just happened?

Rock: SugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugar *runs around in circles*
Carter: What the hell?!
Ronom: She said she was hungry...
Carter: Okay...
Ronom: We were on one of the cotton candy clouds...
Rock: SugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugar *runs faster*
Carter: Oh. My. God.
Ronom: Yeah.
*BOOM*
Sheppard: What the fuck was that?!
Rodney: ...I think she just broke the sound barrier.

Zed: O_o Rock! Rock Ro--
Rock: SugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugar
Zed: Ro-- *is knocked off her feet by tidal force wind* Shit. Can't. Breathe.
Rock: SugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugar
Zed: Someone stun her!
Men: *try to stun* *fail*
Rock: SugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugar
Zed: Tesla! Electrocute her!!
Tessy: Right. *shocks Rock*
Rock: SugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSug-- *thud*
Zed: Thank you!
Halling: Does this usually happen?
Zed: Only when you combine her two favorite things. Sex and candy.

Rock: *unconscious*
Fargo: She always looks so peaceful when she's sleeping...*reaches out to touch*
Carter: *slaps Fargo's hand away* I don't even want to think about how you know that.
Zed: Great. Now that's all I can think about... *is wigged out*
Halling: The small rodent like one worries me...perhaps we can kill him. Or tie him up so that the wraith will feed on him first and provide us with time to escape.
Men: O_O *take step away from Halling*
Zed: *takes step towards Halling* I love it when you talk sacrifice.
Halling: *takes step away from Zed*

Zed:[sad]Don't step away.
Halling: *takes another step back*
Zed: Stop that! *moves closer*
Halling: *another step*
Zed: *steps too*
Halling: *slowly backs away*
Zed: *pout* *begins chasing*
Halling: *runs for his life*
Everyone else: *totally used to this behavior*
Zed: *stops chasing Halling and goes after a chocolate bunneh*
Everyone: o_O...That's different.

Zed: *shoves chocolate bunneh in Rock's mouth*
Rock: SugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugar *jumps up and down*
Zed: Halling keeps running from me. Get him.
Rock: SureSugarSureSugarSureSugarSureSugarSureSugarSureSugarSureSugarSureSugar *chases Halling*
Halling: AHHHHH!!!! *runs* *doesn't stand a chance*
Rock: *tackles* *jumps up*
Halling: *tries running again*
Rock: *tackles* *does this several more times* FunFunFunFunFunFunFunFunFunFunFunFunFunFun
Carter: That's just mean.
Stark: I almost feel bad for the guy.
Ronom: I don't. *still pissed about being replaced*
Zed: *looks at each man* Let this be a lesson to all of you.
Halling: Please make her stop! Ahhh! *is tackled*

Zed: Rocky! Come here girl! *holds up another bunneh*
Rock: SugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugarSugar *jumps up and down trying to reach*
Zed: Here you go. *gives*
Halling: *weakly from the ground* Thank... you.
Zed: No problem! *scratches Rock behind the ears* *shifty eyes* *whispers that she'll give her another if she takes down Stark and Carter*
Rock: *nods excitedly* *gives chase* MoreSugarMoreSugarMoreSugarMoreSugarMoreSugarMoreSugarMoreSugarMoreSugar
Stark/Carter: Ahhhhhhh! *run away*
Zed: *collapses in a fit of giggles*
Halling: *tries to escape into the woods*
Zed: Oi!!! *tackles* Mine!
*pause*
Zed: Fine! Ours!!

Zed: *is molesting Halling in the hut*
Men: *watching Rock chase Stark and Carter*
Dean: Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
O'Neill: Looks like Jackie-boy 2 might get awa-no...guess not.
Ronom: I'm impressed, Stark's using him as bait. Way to sell out your fellow man.
Dean: I think it might be backfiring on him.
Carter: *flirting with Rock*
Rock: *smitten* *chases after Stark with renewed enthusiasm*
Stark: Ahhhh! *is tackled*
Carter: *sneaks away*
Rock: *sits up* *looks around* *spots Carter* *growl*
Carter: *girly scream* Please NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *is tackled*
Rock: BadCarterBadCarterBadCarterBadCarterBadCarterBadCarter
*pause*
Rock: ZeddySaysKeepItDownZeddySaysKeepItDownZeddySaysKeepItDown SorryZeddyBadCarterSaySorrySorryZeddyBadCarterSaySorryZeddyBadCarterSaySorry
Dean: I wonder what she'd be like in bed like this...
Men: O_o
Dean: What?

Rock: *stops* HutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHut?
Dean: O_O Uh...
Rock: HutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHut?!
Dean: *scared* *shakes head no*
Rock: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes after Carter*
Carter: *bloody murder scream*
Zed: I said QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rock: SorryZeddyHe'sAFighterSorryZeddyHe'sAFighterSorryZeddyHe'sFightingIt
Halling: *has taken the chance to escape*
Zed:God dammit! *swallows bunneh* GottaGetHimGottaGetHimGottaGetHimGottaGetHimGottaGetHimGottaGetHim
Halling: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Zed: ChaseChaseChaseChaseChaseChaseChaseChaseChaseChaseChaseChaseChaseChase!
Halling: Help meeeeee!
Zed: NoOneCanHelpNoOneCanHelpNoOneCanHelpNoOneIsGonnaHelpYou!!!

Rock: *tackles Carter*
Carter: *plays dead*
Rock: HutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHutHut?
Carter: *still playing dead*
Rock: NoFunNoFunNoFunNoFunNoFunNoFunNoFunNoFun...Dean!Dean!Dean!Dean!Dean!Dean!
Dean: Son of a bitch! *runs*
Halling: Help MEEEEEEEE!!!!
Dean: *looks behind at Rock chasing*
Halling: *looks behind at Zed chasing*
Both: *crash into each other*
Zed: StupidBoysStupidBoysStupidBoysStupidBoysStupidBoysStupidBoys
Rock: CanHazNow?CanHazNow?CanHazNow?CanHazNow?CanHazNow?
Zed&Rock: *takes man of choice* *go to huts*
Men: *listening to noises coming from huts* [odd]
Zed: *walks out of hut supporting Halling* Come on, you can make it back to camp.
Halling: T-Too Tired...
Rock: *walks out of hut supporting Dean* Poor guy, you're all tuckered out huh.
Dean: I can't feel my legs... are they still there? *looks down* Hello legs...
Men: Are you two back to... normal?
Zed&Rock: [yes]
Zed: We just needed to work off the sugar rush.
Rock: And boy did we work it.
Halling&Dean: *pass out*

Zed: Halling? Halling? *poke poke* Uh-oh. Doc!
Doctor: What?
Zed: Not you! Carson!
Carson: Yes, love?
Zed: I think I killed him.[sad]
Carson: Well he has a pulse... They both do.
Zed: Phwew. *wipes brow*
Halling: *coming too*
Zed: You okay? Did I hurt you? I didn't mean to hurt you!
Halling: I think I'd prefer the wrath next time.
Zed: *hurt*

Dean: *groan* I hurt all over.
Rock: Erm...sorry?
Halling: She's sorry for what they did to us?
Dean: No! Never be sorry for that. That was...damn! Maybe a little less...vigorous next time.
Halling: You enjoyed what they did?
Dean: You didn't?!
Halling: I...I blocked it out.
Dean: Dude. Trust me. Unblock.
Halling: *begins remembering* *quakes in terror*
Zed: Thanks Dean but I don't think that's gonna wor-
Dean: Wait for it.
Halling: *gets to the good stuff* Ohhhh.... Zed?
Zed: Yes?
Halling: When I regain the use of my legs, can we do that again?
Zed: Hell boo, you don't really need your legs...[biggrin]
Rock: *cough*Too Strong*cough*don't scare him off*cough*cough*
Zed: I mean...yes. Yes we can.
Halling *happy*
Dean: I'm so awesome.... *passes out again*

Zed: They look so sweet.
Rock: Just like little angels.
Castiel: Hey!
Zed: Sorry candy ass.
Cas: What?
Zed: What?
Cas: What?
Zed: What?!
Cas: Never mind.
Zed: What I thought.
Zed&Rock: *crack up*
Ford: Scared.
Rest of Men: O_O *nod*

That is honestly one of our best nights. So why am I telling you all this? Well, the Island is probably going to be coming to our humble little blog soon! Keep an eye open! :)


EDIT: Another important note: "Ronom" is the character Ronon Dex from Stargate: Atlantis. When we first brought him to the Island we always had him eating and when he ate he went "om nom nom nom" and for some reason my brain wanted to put "Ronom" instead of "Ronon" so eventually his name was changed to "Ronom the Nom"