Rock posted 9:05
*pop*
Rock: Okay Men, listen up.
Men: *gather round*
Rock: Our beloved Zeddy is leaving us-
Men: *wailing* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rock: *holds up hand for silence*
Men: *quietly sob*
Rock: We'll miss her terribly but tonight's not about that, tonight we celebrate the love and good times we've shared over the past years.
Men: *sniffle*
Rock: So shape up, dig deep for your manly sexiness, and you sex that woman up like never before!
Men: *rousing cheer*
Rock: *snaps fingers* *"WE LOVE YOU!" "WE'LL MISS YOU", "DON'T FORGET TO WRITE", "HAVE FUN STORMING THE CASTLE" banners appear everywhere* I feel like we're missing something *ponders* Ah-ha! *snaps in giant cake*
Ronom: O_O I think I just died and went to heaven.
Rock: Not yet, but if you touch that cake before Zeddy gets here you will die, but heaven will NOT be on the menu for your afterlife.
Ronom: *cowers*
Rock: Now, all of you, into the cake!
Zeddy posted 9:15
*pop*
Zed: Oh boys! You're so sweet!
Rock: *clears throat*
Zed: Oh right! You too. *mega!huggles* I'm gonna miss you. *wipes tears*
Rock: No! No no no no no! You may not cry! *getting misty* If you cry, I'll cry. And I refuse to cry!
Zed: *sniffles* OK. No crying. Just sexing.
Rock: That's the spirit!
O'Neill: As the honorary leader of the Men, I ask of you, who has the honor of hut time on your final night?
Zed: *bites lip* There's so many of you... There's only one thing to do. *snaps fingers*
*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*
pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*
Zeddy clones: What the?
Real!Zed: Now you all get love! I'll take you first Jack! *jumps and goes to hut*
Zed clones: *each pick up a Hot and run off to various parts of the Island*
Rock posted 9:22
Rock: Wow...a hundred Zeddys.
Tesla: I'm not sure if I should be afraid or turned on.
Rock: Probably both. Wait. Why aren't you with a clone?
Tesla: Apparently she's still mad at me about the whole "taking over the Island" thing.
Rock: I don't think we'd have minded so much if you hadn't done such a crap job of running the place.
Tesla: True. My plans for world domination always seem to stop once I've achieved the domination part, I never really look past that.
Rock: *giggles*
Tesla: You didn't hear anything after "I've achieved the domination" did you?
Rock: *shakes head* *giggles more*
Tesla: *sighs* Why are you my overlord again?
Rock: *frowns* *snaps fingers*
Tesla: *bottom half is turned into a chicken* Oh...yeah.
*somewhere in the distance Will and Druitt laugh their asses off*
Zeddy posted 9:28
Men: *trudging slowly back to the Island*
Jack: *carrying the real Zed*
Rock: What happened to her?
Jack: Apparently everything the clones felt, she felt.
Everyone else: ... .. Goddamn.
Zed: *begins to stir* Brain overloaded. Going into sleep mode. *light snores*
Rock: But you'll miss the party!
Ronom: I wouldn't worry about it... It's not like there's care or anything. >_>
Everyone looks at him
Ronom: *face is covered in icing and his stomach looks distended* What?
Rock: You fucking fat-ass!
Ronom: Umm... Whoops?
Rock posted 9:43
Rock: You know, no one will love you if you don't have abs of steel.
Ronom: Will I still get cake?
Rock: No.
Ronom: *hits the gym*
Rock: If you barf, I'm making Fargo clean it up!
Fargo: Hey! *ponders* On the other hand, maybe I can test your DNA and make myself a chick magnet cologne based on your sexy pheromones.
Rock: Trust me. Wouldn't help.
Fargo: *oblivious to logic*
Rock: *snaps in new cake*
Ronom: CAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *runs over from gym* *leaps at cake* *bounces off force field*
Rock: Special Ronom repelling shield. *grins*
Zed: You have waaaaaayyyy too much time on your hands.
Rock: Aren't you in a post-coital coma?
Zed: Oh yeah *passes out*
Zeddy posted 9:48
Zed: *jumps up* Meh. I've got too little time to be comatose!
Rock: Well, how do you want to spend your last night here?
Zed: Um IDK. We already did he sex thing. How 'bout some good, old-fashioned hot?
Rock posted 9: 54
Rock: But don't you already have hot?
Zed: No, not that hot the other hot.
Rock: How many hot can there be?
Zed: Hot is infinite. Fargo can prove it.
Rock: No he can't, he's Fargo.
Zed: ...True.
Fargo: HEY!
Rock: *still deliberately obtuse*
Zeddy posted 10:00
Zed: Not prove it as in give us an example but prove it and in sciency math and stuff. He is technically a genius.
Fargo: That is the single sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Zed: F your life.
Fargo: Aww. ):
Zed: Hot pleeeeeeeease?
Rock: *sigh* I may be getting just a bit happy you're leaving.
Zed: *smiles as this was her plan*
Rock posted 10:05
Rock: *sighs*
Zed: *puppy eyes*
Rock: *sings* Graverobber, Graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother.
Zeddy posted 10:09
Zed: Moooooore! MORE! *sinister laugh*
Rock: O-o
Zed: *clears throat* OK that was weird, I'm sorry. More, please?
Rock: Are you going to get crazy again?
Zed: ... I can't promise I won't.
Rock: *sigh*
Rock posted 10:11
Rock: Ummm.... *sings* I like big butts and I cannot lie!
Not!Bender: Should I be offended? I think I should be offended!
Zeddy posted 10:14
Zed: Shut up bitch, you like it.
Not!Bender: ... I do. *hangs head in shame*
Rock posted 10:20
Rock: Only one more after this boo.
Zed: *whine*pleading puppy eyes*
Rock: Sorry sweetie. *sings* Stargate, it's a great big world. With a great big swirl, that you step inside to another world.
Zed: Pretty....
Rock: Pick whomever you'd like to see, Zeddy.
Zeddy posted 10:
Zed: Only one more?
Rock: Yep.
Zed: Ever?
Rock: Until you bring your ass back to me.
Zed: Really?
Rock: Yup.
Zed: *bites lip* OK... For my last Hot, I pick...
Tesla: *hopeful*
Zed/Rock: NO!
Zed: OK. My last choice for hot is... Pavi.
Pavi: OH YES!
Zed: Goddamn it. SHUT UP!
Pavi: *is a normal voice* Yeah, alright,
Everyone: *gives confuzzled looks*
Rock posted 10:
Rock: Well...that was unsettling. And considering it's me, that's saying quite a lot.
Zed: *nods*
Rock: *shrugs* Anyway *sings* Pavi steals all of the hearts.
Zed: ....
Rock: *sings* Especially with his original face!
Zed: YAY!
Rock: Goodbye boo. I love you so much, have fun on your trip, and don't be a stranger. You're always welcome here.
Zed: I damn well outta be, I built the place!
Rock: Would you stop stepping on my sentimental moment?
Zed: Right *coughs*
Rock: *sad music begins playing* Farewell my love *super!awesome!mega!huggles*
Zed posted 10:43
Zed: I'm gonna miss you too babe. I love you. *clings* ... All of you. You helped me through some of the hardest and horniest times of my life. This place means a lot. And it always will. Thank you.
*Everyone weeps*
Zed: Bye guys, for the last time.
*sad pop*
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